Tune in to Comedy Central Monday night, November 23 at 2:30AM to take in a Shaman improv, God 'doing it' with Mary, Plaxico Burress on gun safety and much more!
Show Line-up:
Dutch West Short Shorts: Zombies Interrupt Family Dinner
'80s moms have the yummiest brains.
We all know mystics suck at theater.
Parody of a sitcom intro morphs into examination of a special boy.
Is rubbing a man's penis for money considered gay prostitution?
And introducing: the Rich Little of Metal Gear character impersonations.
Dutch West Short Shorts: God and Mary Have Sex
Jesus is so bummed by this revelation.
He doesn't understand how money works, but his loss is your gain!
Dutch West Short Shorts: Guy Makes Out Wearing Baby
Like a noxious gas which will render us comedically high for the next few moments.
Showdown winner:
Plaxico Burress' PSA on Gun Safety
Tune in to Comedy Central Monday night, November 16 at 2:30AM to witness a Jim Morrison wannabe, Feds crashing a kid’s birthday party, a Dungeon Master, and more!
Show Line-up:
The Lizard King lives!
The family jewels take one for the team.
Dutch West Short Shorts: FBI Crashes Kids Birthday Party
Fed vs. kid staredown. Who’s the victor? Have no clue.
It's full of hot chicks, cool dudes, psycho BFFs, and crazy biatches.
HOPE! As in Obama hopes you throw down on some wheels this year.
Losing your pen has never been so strenuous.
Dutch West Short Shorts: KKK Meeting Goes Wrong
From touching Klan moments to the Cajun Movie Critic.
Showdown winner:
Dungeon Master
Check out Comedy Central Monday night, November 9 at 2:30AM to get your fill of bummed rapping white people, Klingons in class, inappropriate bedlam from Dutch West and more!
Show Line-up:
It's hard out there for a caucasian.
Get your headlines, the elderly way.
Nothing soothes sore shoulders like the holy hands of Jesus.
Haunt 2
Coming soon to Atom!
Puppet Rodeo
Coming soon to Atom!
Dutch West Short Shorts, Ep. 13
Coming soon to Atom!
Dutch West Short Shorts: Father Embarrasses Son on TV
Pops found a rubber under his son’s bed. Tense conversation ensues.
Showdown winner:
Klingon Night School
Watch Comedy Central Monday night, November 2 at 2:30AM. 00Bama runs an interrogation, more from Nick Thune, and much more!!
Show Line-up:
00bama Episode 1, "Barack Vs. Domestic Terrorism"
00Bama only knows one way to run an interrogation.
Hotel: Do Not Disturb
The bellboy doesn't really get the Do Not Disturb sign.
Nick starts getting his dance moves together.
Hot Slut Alison Brie just wants to follow her dreams.
American English with Jimmy T: Cougar
Last night an old woman touched Jimmy T's crotch.
Showdown winner:
Wine Date
Dutch West 109: Mayor Can't Remember Names of the Dead
Sometimes a tragedy is too big not to just wing it.
Watch Comedy Central Monday night, September 28 at 2:30AM. Jimmy T says "cracker" a whole lot, The Shaman talks to a real pair of balls (testicles), and much more!!
Show Line-up:
American English with Jimmy T Episode 101: Cracker
Jimmy T is here to teach you real American words, like "Cracker."
House Arrest with Andy Dick Episode 201: Bob Odenkirk
Famous person Bob Odenkirk stops by to visit Andy.
The Shaman Episode 106: Spirits Underneath
The Shaman talks to a pair of balls, played by the Sklar Brothers.
Hotel: Hot Water
The bellboy just wants to make sure you have enough hot water.
It's time for another inspection with the Hot Sluts.
Hotel: Wake Up Call
It's always too early for this kind of wake up call.
Showdown winners:
Keys To Training
Hot Farts
Codependant giant robot love.
Watch Comedy Central Monday night, September 21 at 2:30AM. Nick Thune has a big show coming up, we send tweets, swear just a little bit, and much more!!
Show Line-up:
Hotel: Cot
There's service with a smile, and then there's this.
Nick Thune has decided to put on a one man show.
American English with Jimmy T: Shitfaced
Jimmy T combs the streets of New York, searching for a real American Shitface.
Everyone loves twitter. Everyone.
Hotel: Mini Bar
What's a drink between friends. Or a bellboy and a hotel guest.
Melgician
Kyle Cease wants to show you a magic trick.
Showdown winners:
Shamwow Guys Freaks Out Like Christian Bale
Improv 101
Gordon Ramsay takes his show into space.
Hit up Comedy Central Monday night, September 14 at 2:30AM for Andy Dick, time-travelling handjobs, hot slutty sluts and much more!
Show Line-up:
House Arrest with Andy Dick: Episode 103: Dr. Drew Pinsky
Andy Dick made a talk show while he was under house arrest.
LOL gets an entire green-screen hip-hop music video tribute.
The future of the human race depends, as usual, on handjobs.
Trade your worthless gold for hot, fresh grits.
How's a small town girl ever to survive in LA?
Hotel: Bathroom
There's full service and then there's the fullest service.
Showdown winner:
I'm Dating A Porn Star
Hotel: Room Service
Hot tip: Avoid the room service.
Tune in to Comedy Central Monday night, August 24 at 2:30AM or you could miss Teddy bear decapitation, ladies' man Jesus, breakroom drama, sex appeal, and more!
Show Line-up:
War as a metaphor for chess.
The Office Space guy vs. a very nice black man.
Modern Day Jesus, Ep. 2: No More Women
The Son of God is in the thick of a bar brouhaha.
Brought to you by a modem whisperer.
Modern Day Jesus, Ep. 3: I Died For You
Superstar smooth-talks his way into some luvin'.
These fighters are “Five Dollar Babies.”
It's all about capes, man.
Showdown winner:
Huggles
Hit up Comedy Central Monday night, August 17 at 2:30AM for puppet murder, a most special pup, the hugest e-reader ever and much more!
Show Line-up:
The Shaman, Ep 4: The Donut Shop
Take a ride with the Spanish Caravan.
Behold the most hugest e-reader ever!
Dutch West Short Shorts: Bikers Help Each Other Out of Their Socks
Like Easy Rider for podiatrists.
Super Special Dog: Happy Spray
Jackenwolf and the landlord team up to kill Super Special Dog.
Songbird has returned. (Hide the Steve's Tuff Lemonade.)
Showdown winners montage:
The Getaway
Math Roids
Twilight
Time Capsule
Forbidden Fruit
When Firearms Fall Into Wrong Hands
Tune in to Comedy Central on Monday, May 18 at 2:30AM or you could miss Zombie Oprah, berserk bacteria, inappropriate encounters, cocky bunnies and more on Atom TV!
Show Line-up:
Zombie Oprah and Undead Giraldo get jiggy.
Flubbing your lines can really ruin a good on-screen assassination.
Fiddlestixx, Ep. 1: Brain Powerz
Fiddlestixx is a magnificent time-travelling monkey who will melt your soul with his brain magic.
You'll never drink coffee again.
That's really not where coffee is supposed to go.
Rabbit and Mouse: On the Campaign Trail
Rabbit and Mouse sling mud in a political standoff.
Looking for the next Apollo Creed.
Snack and a Commercial: Vile
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Showdown winner:
I Wanna Get Psyched Tonight
Shower cam secrets, monkey romance, knife wounds, and that's only the beginning! Don't miss episode 202 of Atom TV Monday, May 11 at 2:30AM on Comedy Central!
Show Line-up:
Fiddlestixx, Ep. 3: Larry Blindon
Irresistible to men, women, and creepy white-faced blonde-wigged persons of indeterminate gender!
Could a viral video lead to your untimely death?
My Best Friend is My Penis, Ep. 4
A friend helps you move, a penis helps you commit murder.
El Vacio: Crazy Stuff Happens at Bus Stops
Butts and sandwiches living in perfect harmony.
Super Special Dog: Mashed Potatoes
Does Super Special Dog have any superpowers?
Because there are some things you just can’t un-see.
El Vacio: Stacey's Sexy Shower Cam
Stacy's sexy shower cam is hijacked by a surprise guest.
Snack and a Commercial: Cough Drops
Homemade cough drops, the fat guy way.
Nothing motivates a boxer like knife wounds.
Showdown winner:
PSA - Bad Videos
Tune in to Comedy Central on Monday, May 4 at 2:30AM for stimulating packages, werewolves of LA, crotch cams and more!
Show Line-up:
Internet shame is forever.
Blake Lewis is Shitting in My Bathroom
Blake Lewis will always be number two.
Politics explained in Ron Jeremy's language.
They don't call him 'pterodactyl' for nothing.
My Best Friend is My Penis, Ep. 3
Jon and his penis have a touching moment. No, really!
Just two dudes cruising the local discotheque in search of a foursome.
5-On: Monsters on Celebuskanks
Five monsters voice their concerns about the scary behavior of today's most notorious celebutantes.
Showdown winner:
Spanish for Your Nanny
Tune in to Comedy Central on Monday, Mar. 23 at 2:30AM for Episode 118 of Atom TV. Enjoy internet pornography, douchebag ants and so much more!
Show Line-up:
It's hard to live the fast life of a young A-list celebrity when you're a worker ant.
Teddy Loons is a trainer of champions.
Fender Bender Strausen: Stalkers
How many stalkers will respond to sexy wasted girl pictures on MeinSpace?
Have you ever wondered what happens to the misfit cartoons that time has forgotten?
Snack and a Commercial: F'mores
Inject fear into your favorite snacks!
Snack and a Commercial: Venom
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Snack and a Commercial: Mayonnaise on a Spoon
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Cappers: Jimmy and the Hot Girl
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Showdown winner:
Internet Porn 1994
Tune in to Comedy Central on Monday, Mar. 9 at 2:30AM for a brand new Atom TV! Episode 117 brings you pantless crime fighing, Voltron on crack, and the slow demise of Eddie Pepitone's sanity.
Show Line-up:
The most powerful drug-addicted robot in the universe!
Snack and a Commercial: Raisins
Prolonged starvation can drive a man crazy.
The enemy can take your life, but they can never take your dignity. Oh wait, they just did.
Hot chick is a dish best served cold.
Other people's blood is in his blood.
Snack and a Commercial: Gin
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Showdown winner:
Truth
Monday, Jan. 19th at 2:30AM on Comedy Central: Ep. 116 of Atom TV is all-new and full of exclusive Bush exit interviews. Won't you join us as we say goodbye to Dubya?
Show Line-up:
Face to Bush: Worst President Ever
Bush isn't the worst President ever, according to Bush.
An inspiring tale of theological aeronautics.
Face to Bush: Mission Accomplished
Enjoy Bush's delightfully folksy colloquialisms and take a trip aboard the USS Come on Let's Stay the Course Please!
Super Special Dog: Best Friends
Super Special Dog wrote a song for Jackenwolf, his new best friend.
Bush and Putin — total BFFs.
In sickness and in health, through moaning and eating brains.
Bush bestows Mary with a nickname that's easy for everyone to remember.
Don't cry, or the tears will sting your wounds. Science!
Showdown winner:
War Block Breath Spray
Monday, Jan. 12th at 2:30AM on Comedy Central: This brand new episode of Atom TV brings you magic monkeys, Bush exit interviews, and German sex experiments. Enjoy!
Show Line-up:
Fender Bender Strausen: The Gay Experiment
Germany is overrun with babies!
My Best Friend is My Penis, Ep. 2
Method acting for the penis.
The kick-assest kick-assery you've ever seen.
Even monsters get the munchies.
Face to Bush: Late Night Snacks with Cheney
Munchies with Cheney at 3AM often leads to explosive diarrhea.
Showdown winner:
Exotic Dancer
Monday, Dec. 8th at 2AM on Comedy Central: It's an all-new episode of Atom TV! Tune in or you'll miss awkward interactions, talking food, and talking privates.
Show Line-up:
My Best Friend is My Penis, Ep. 1
What if your penis could talk to you?
Did Crackers get the wrong idea about Cantaloupe?
Great Moments in Human Interaction: That's Not My Wife
Be careful. This might be the dumbest thing you've ever said.
Judge Fudge: Delicious Bastard
Judge Fudge flashes back to his childhood before turning the tables on his partner's traitor.
He spent billions of dollars on a raccoon-themed family vacation destination.
Can you stay long? They'd love to have you for dinner.
Never Do This: Pop Rocks & Soda
Mixing Pop Rocks and soda can lead to tooth and body cavities.
Recreational archery is a privilege, not a birthright.
Another promising life goes up in flames.
Dig too deep, and you might as well dig your own grave.
Showdown winners:
Heat Wave
What Are You Doing
Tonight?
Monday, Dec. 1st at 2AM on Comedy Central: The Legend of Neil finale makes its television debut!
Show Line-up:
Great Moments in Human Interaction: The Warm Welcome
If you say something offensive, keep talking so the rest of the things you say will make people forget about that first thing.
Neil and dragon guy, BFFs 4 ever!
The final showdown between man and possum.
Z True Hollywood Story: Rock Band
A group of friends enjoy great success at the hands of the ever popular simulated rock music video game.
Chat room fatties and duck dirt. Seriously amazing.
Judge Fudge: Colombian Standoff
Judge Fudge goes undercover to bust a drug kingpin in Colombia.
Showdown winners:
Keggerfield
Monday, Nov. 17th at 2AM on Comedy Central: Atom TV magically transports you to a donkey peep show across the border! You're welcome.
Show Line-up:
Fog equals power.
Metaphorically speaking, America is like a donkey sex show.
Captain Capitalism: Piggybank Pinko
Who's more evil: Joseph Stalin, or a kid saving money for college?
The Receptionist experiences unforeseen challenges while skydiving.
Judge Fudge gets a witness to spill the beans just by being delicious.
He's got an M.D. in controversial high-risk procedures, and a Ph.D in being a total douchebag.
Showdown winners:
Me Room Matey
The Eyeball Chase
Tune in to Comedy Central Monday, Nov. 10th at 2AM to enjoy douchebag skeletons, STDs, and fart lighting!
Show Line-up:
Can Neil overcome his dumb face and stupid brain?
McCaingels, Ep. 2: Barack Cocaine
You're messing with the wrong Neo Cons.
Poisonize it!
Gonorrhealize your dreams!
How many lives must be ruined by an open flame and lethal gas?
The Receptionist: The Passenger
A silent but important encounter on a train.
Showdown winners:
Time Thugs
The Last Two Single Friends
Monday, Oct. 6th at 2AM on Comedy Central — it's an all-Star Wars extravaganza on Atom TV! We've assembled the very best from the Star Wars Fan Movie Challenge for your late-night viewing pleasure.
Additional air times: Wed, Oct. 8 (12:30PM), Thur, Oct. 9 (2AM), Sat, Oct. 11 (10AM)Show Line-up:
Paraphrase Theater: Tarkin 'n Friends
SWMC '08 'Best Comedy': A meticulous recreation of one of Star Wars' most intense scenes.
Chad Vader – Day Shift Manager
SWMC '07 'George Lucas Selects' Recipient. Darth's younger brother has some people problems.
SWMC '08 'George Lecas Selects': A timeless space drama and a snarky indie comedy have sex in a chair.
SWMC '07 'Best Short Subject': AT-ATs. Fun to drive. Hard to park.
Star Wars Grindhouse: Don't Go in the Endor Woods
SWMC '08 'Best Parody': Ewoks – sick little bastards.
Star Wars Grindhouse: Raw Deal
SWMC '08 Finalist: Your favorite Star Wars characters, grittier and sassier than ever before.
SWFFA '05 'Best Crossover Spoof': Anakin Skywalker meets Napoleon Dynamite.
SWFFA '02 'Best Animation': Lucas has finally had enough of Jar Jar.
SWFFA '03 'George Lucas Selects': Like, the Death Star is no match for a Valley Girl!
SWFFA '02 Finalist: Star Wars spoilers drive George Lucas to extreme measures.
Tune in to Comedy Central Monday, Sept. 29th at 2AM or you might miss fairy panties, lobster love and an old fashioned Mexican donkey show.
Show Line-up:
Find out how twin brothers attached at the crotch take a dump.
Guacamole's trist with a hooker causes irreparable damage.
May the way of the hero lead to fairy poontang.
Haven't you always wondered what a Horror Porn would look like?
Showdown winners:
Pranks!
Measuring Up
Our Band Sucks
Bitchy Octoroks, scandalous mom drawings, and an exclusive look at the Stickman Exodus series finale! If those aren't enough reasons to watch the next episode of Atom TV, then we feel confident calling you a crazy person.
Show Line-up:
Delicious — like heart cookies from a dead body.
Steven and Stephen: Mom Drawings
Steven has a laugh that will haunt your dreams. And so does Stephen.
Super Special Dog: Phone Prank
He can't come to the phone because he doesn't know where it is, or what it is.
The Receptionist: Brachiosarus Blues
How does an herbivore react to its first bite of meat?
Judge Fudge won't stop to avenge his old partner's death.
Do giant sky asses dream of wearing giant sky pants?
Showdown winner:
The Hand
You could enjoy laser shooting swords, and renegade public officials made of chocolate, or you could sleep. The choice seems obvious.
Show Line-up:
Stickman Exodus, Ep. 4: Sex Ed
Reproductive organs wearing funny helmets.
Never masturbate while playing Nintendo.
Paraphrase Theater: Tommy - The Next Day
Can the "Pinball Wizard" pick up the pieces to his shattered life?
Delicious chocolatey justice is impossible to resist.
Border Patrol, Ep. 4: Three Amigos
No queremos nachos.
You should always be prepared for a girl to rip off your skin and pour salt on your exposed organs.
Showdown winners:
Bathroom News
Baxter Smalls Time Travelling Series
Let Atom TV caress you with the sweet milky fist of justice.
Show Line-up:
The Steves learn the shocking truth about their unorthodox birth.
A frighteningly accurate portrayal of the so-called gentler sex.
There's no problem that 2,200 cubic feet of helium can't fix.
His Honor's got no time to take down a pimp.
5-On: Demons on the Environment
Five demons get all hot and bothered when asked about global warming.
Inappropriate Workplace: Wipe and Wear
Coming soon to Atom.com!
Showdown winner:
Ralph & Bichael: The Half-Baked Ditz
This installment of Atom TV will enhance your life with visions of dying teddy bears, doll sex, stalker comedy, and more!
Show Line-up:
Stickman Exodus: Lost Notebook
Bloody rainbows and decapitated unicorns. Yay!
Who's been getting lucky with the neighborhood housewives?
Nick has a little trouble letting go.
There is no better chick magnet than a cute dog, even if it isn't yours.
Being a nanny is difficult with such tiny hands.
What if the Receptionist was a frog?
Showdown winners:
Happy Families: Mr. Peep
It Came in Peace
Can you love brown chocolate too much? Can you build a security fence without a sniper tower? Atom TV has all the answers.
Show Line-up:
Baxter & McGuire: The Lump, Pt. 2
Will McGuire's next stop be the trash can?
Steven and Stephen: I Love Brown Chocolate
Can you love brown chocolate too much?
Take a seat and tune in for some hot chair-on-chair action!
Border Patrol, Ep. 2: The Great Fence
This entire episode is visible from outer space.
Let's see who's about to get herself a little booty call from Guacamole...
Get more bounce per ounce in this peppy little electro number.
Showdown winner:
Fleshy Loves Kittens
Besides shopping for great deals on QVC, here's another reason to stay up late watching TV at 2a.m.
Show Line-up:
So adorable. So deadly.
Stickman Exodus: Spanish Class
One man's quest to urinate leads to a bloody massacre.
5-On: Robots on Illegal Immigration
Illegal immigration can really push a robot's buttons.
Meet the Creeps: Motorcycle Shop
Jim and Don know a lot about motorcycles.
Sarah Silverman works the pole.
Baxter & McGuire: The Lump, pt. 1
Baxter and McGuire have a new roommate.
5-On: Zombies on Presidential Candidates
Zombies discuss the politicians who will breathe new life into the 2008 election.
Be the first kid on your block to grab a sneak peak of episode 2!
Show Line-up:
Mouth-fisting is all the rage.
Super Special Dog: Midget Hunt
This dog not only talks — he's even got human nipples!
Grown men should never play "Guess Who?"
Is America ready for a bear president?
Ninjas — awesome assassins, terrible roommates.
Boredom breeds contempt (and comedy) for one office worker.
Showdown winners:
Cooties | Man vs. Dragon
First impressions are important — that's why we featured videos about bloody stick figures, illegal immigration and out of control milkshake violence for the premiere episode of Atom TV.
Show Line-up:
Stick figures attempt a daring escape from the notebook.
Benny, Escaped Convict: Don't be Dumb
This foul-mouthed stoat has so much to teach us.
Three friends take border security into their own hands.
Every 30 seconds, a man is hit by a drunk driver... This is that man.
Milkshake violence is on the rise.
Showdown winners:
Sock Puppet Porn | One Vagical Night
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