This probably doesn’t need saying again ever, and let me pre-emptively say that I disagree with the amount that the world is unfair, but it’s also clear that Hot Girls are able to do things that Regular People can not. I know, totally bogus.
So today, when Erica and Susan, the creators of the amazing video 2 Girls 1 Cop, came to Atom asking if we could help them spread the word on how they can help the Hot Girl community avoid traffic tickets, the answer was, of course, a resounding “Yes!” It may have actually been a slightly too loud “Yes!” delivered way too eagerly, about an octave above our normal speaking voice, as we frantically brushed chip crumbs out of our hair and our glasses fogged up just a touch.
No biggie, we’re pros.
So, as our service to all those Hot Girls out there who are taking the time and care to follow traffic laws, clear those worries from your pretty (seriously, so pretty) heads and follow these words of advice from Erica and Susan (pictured here for, uh, informational reasons).

10. COLD AS ICE
E+S: When wearing a white t-shirt, turn on the air conditioning. Instead of focusing on your broken taillight, Officer Donut Crème will be sucked in by your glaring headlights.
9. SEARCH AND DESTROY
E+S: …his will. Conveniently have your wallet out of reach. Conveniently be wearing a sun dress with no underwear. Conveniently have baked goods.
8. KNOCKED UP KNOCKOUT
E+S: “Sorry officer, I’m pregnant. I know, hard to believe. But I’m just really skinny.” (And lose the top button.)
7. BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS
E+S: Somebody is dying. We don’t care if it’s Petunia the pug, your twin brother, or your avatar. Just make sure that Officer Tough Nuts will feel responsible for denying you last goodbyes to Tony the parakeet.
6. BLOOD ON THE SEAT
E+S: Ketchup packets. “Sorry officer, I literally just had my period. I leaned over to grab a super plus and just missed the stop sign.” Trust us, he will run like Adrian Peterson… his rookie year.