Although John Mulaney‘s latest Comedy Central stand-up special claims he’s “New In Town,” he’s long been a regular in our little comedy hearts.

Here he is, wayyyy back in the hallowed year of 2008, pretending to be from the wayyyy-back ’40s, talking about the even wayyyy-more-back time, the ’30s.

Don’t forget us when you blow up, John. We loved you when.

Tune in for the world premiere of John Mulaney‘s “New In Town,” Saturday, January 28 at 10:00/9c:

Comedy Central’s newest sketch stars, Key & Peele, have deciphered what’s really going on in the brain of the world’s most powerful man and, SPOILER ALERT: it’s totally nuts. It’s so nuts, in fact, that the Oval Office can’t even contain it–Obama and his anger translator, Luther, have taken over the Comedy Central YouTube channel and are putting the country on blast.

Check out the video below to watch as Obama completely loses his sh*t, and check out our YouTube channel every Monday in January to see what terrifying things our Commander In Chief is really thinking.

Key & Peele premieres Monday, January 31st at 10:30/9:30c!

As the home of many classic Star Wars Fan Movies, we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to let you all know that Fanboys, a love letter to all of you… well… fanboys, is premiering on Comedy Central this Saturday. So grab a turkey (or Bantha, or whatever) sandwich from the fridge, and prepare to travel to a time well before we knew what the prequels held.

Watch the trailer below, then check out the rest when Fanboys makes its network television premiere this Saturday at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

Catch Transformers 3 coming to DVD and BluRay tomorrow. It’s the most fun you’ll ever have watching shape-shifting robots robots blow stuff up. (Except for Transformers 1 & 2, that is. Those are pretty awesome, too.)

Whiskers on the wane? Avoid follicular inadequacy with Brewers closer John Axford’s new Ax Mustache Spray. Available at all fine lip salons nationwide.

Look At This Thing: To celebrate the return of Pop-Up Video, those wacky nerds at VH1 are allowing you to make your own. [Note that a Linkin Park song is listed under "Back To School" videos. Oh, really?]

Yes, it’s 10 minutes long. We realize that’s eons for internetters. Suck it up, pop your adderall and watch this. Seriously.