24,375 Calories of Awesome Super Bowl Snack Goodness (Thx Holy Taco!)

This may be the greatest thing to happen to Super Bowl parties since the invention of Chex Mix. Congratulations, Holy Taco, for daring to go where no snack food has gone before.

Sneak Peek at this Year’s Commercials (Thx Spike!)

Good news! If you’re only going to watch the big game for the commercials, Spike just saved you multiple hours of watching guys pile on top of each other and ridiculous commentators. You’re welcome!  Also… go back to Spike.com this Sunday at kickoff, when they’ll be bringing the rest of the commercials to you live!

The Ultimate Super Bowl Drinking Game (Thx: Jock & Balls!)

Unless you’re from Pittsburgh or Arizona, you probably couldn’t care less about the Super Bowl this year. But you sure care about booze and popularity, so you’ll be watching the game anyway, won’t you? We thought so. Luckily, the guys over at Jock & Balls have come up with the perfect drinking game to get you through this Sunday. Cheers!

The 11 People Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party (Thx Cracked!)

Every Super Bowl party has the same basic things: Beer, chips, one sad vegetable platter that you put out because your friend’s girlfriend was going to be there, and these 11 douchebags.

Honestly,NBC Banned This Ad Because PETA is Annoying (Thx Best Week Ever!)

We couldn’t have a Super Bowl wrapup without this, the now-infamous PETA ad that NBC refused to air. As our friends at Best Week Ever point out, the whole thing is probably just a publicity stunt and PETA never actually intended to shell out the dough for the ad anyway, but hey, it’s hot chicks getting freaky with vegetables.

Need more vaguely Super Bowl-related hot chicks? Check out Ask Men’s gallery of Super Bowl Babes and Busted Coverage’s video of two girls getting body painted for their teams.

WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ FOOTBALL

Who is the sexiest sportscaster of 2009? (Asylum)

6 eBaumsworld pranks on Tom Green (Regretful Morning)

Pimpin’ ain’t easy for a nerd (AfroJacks)

Fratboys in the Mist: Rites of Passage (Boosh Magazine)

LOST: The show that makes you go, WTF?! (Kontraband)

Attention girls that broke up with us – watch our show (and call me, please, baby) (CollegeHumor)

And apparently Brit Brit is hot again. Probably still crazy though (On 205th)

5 ways to win a girl over (College OTR)

Ashton Kutcher is a whiny little b*itch [site NSFW] (DrunkenStepfather)

10 already tan backgrounds that make Donatella Versace look less tan (URLesque)

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