In the spirit of true trash cinema, “Hot Sluts” has all the good stuff: gratuitous skin, perfect B-movie dialog, nonstop punches and stabbings and shootings.

So gather the entire fam’ around the screen and enjoy. Watch Grandpa get pumped, pull a Benjamin Button and shed a couple dozen years — because that’s what watching HOT, SLUTTY BABES can do to an old man!

Now what depraved mind made this series about an innocent girl who takes a cocktail waitress job at “Scenarios,” the sleaziest of nightclubs? None other than comedian and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon head writer, A.D. Miles. Check out more of his acting and directing handiwork in “Horrible People” and “Wainy Days.”

The “Hot Sluts” cast is pretty smokin’, especially with Alison Brie (Mad Men) in the lead, with her doe-eyes and natural endowments. And Sandy Martin (Napoleon Dynamite) adds some good ruthlessness as the club owner. In fact, all the characters would be perfectly at home in Switchblade Sisters or Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

So slut on and cheapen yourself with this awesome series. It’ll teach you (in a way) that despite the smutty, slutty odds… always follow your dreams!