Some internet memes erupt into world, colliding with our collective consciousness with the force of a speeding monorail cat. Others come to more of a slow boil, never quite achieving a Kanye West level of hysteria in the masses, but they’re still part of the majesty of internet. 5 Second Movies are one such meme.

While seldom clocking in at precisely 5 seconds of content, these fan films accomplish much in little time. Some manage to boil an entire series down to their essence, like All Rocky Movies (In 5 Seconds):

Others are a bit more editorial, like Spiderman 3 (In 5 Seconds):

For my money, it’s almost funniest when whole affair is bastardized, especially at the expense of children in The Lion King (In 5 Seconds):

In a show of solidarity with my fellow smart-asses, I had to take a stab at it myself. Welcome to the world premier of Boogie Nights (In 5 Seconds):

And since a (likely regretable) sequel will be coming out soon, I thought a quick reminder of what The Boondock Saints (In 5 Seconds) had to offer: