So we come back from having a Wholesome Thanksgiving with our Families, to find that you guys have gone ahead and made An Evening With Mike and Jessica at the King’s Head Inn the most played video on the site over Thanksgiving weekend. What, a guy hallucinating a lesbian stripper orgy was more interesting that your 15th helping of pie? Whatever.

And then today, teen sex comedy MEGASTAR David H. Steinberg’s new joint Meanwhile, At the Plaza dropped today, and let’s just say that it is a real envelope pusher.

Welcome back from Thanksgiving everyone! Did you have a fresh time? Great.

Cooooool. Now check this out.

Remember The Babysitter? At least 2 million and change of you have watched it at least once. The creator of The Babysitter is David H. Steinberg, the guy who wrote Slackers and the American Pie sequel. He basically is a walking (sometimes sitting, whatever) encyclopedia of teenage sex comedy knowledge, including his new short film, Meanwhile At The Plaza, which you can watch by pushing the play button riiiiiiight…. here:

There are lots of things in the world that Max Silvestri does not understand. Or maybe he just doesn’t pay attention. Each week in this column, Max tries to figure a new mystery out by reading the work of the greatest democracy on Earth, Internet commenters.

Blade: The Teen Years (New Moon) brought in over $140 million at the box office last weekend. That is a lot of money! And I realize that it might be tough to actually get a handle on just how much cash that is. To help give you a bit of an idea, I want you to imagine an 18-year-old girl paying one dollar to buy a ticket to the movie. Now, picture 140 million of those girls. Woah, right? (Depending on how loud or how breathily you said “woah” when you imagined all those girls, you might want to go jail now. Call 911 for a really fast cab.)

When I was a kid, my favorite thing about Thanksgiving weekend was watching TV. Cable is so much better during the Holidays, you know?* Stations give away shit, they replay the same movies on loop over and over, and they screen Christmas specials a full month early. In keeping with the holiday spirit of re-running excellent stuff that rarely has anything to do with Thanksgiving,

Every week, we give away $500 and airtime on our Comedy Central show Atom TV in the the Atom Showdown. Our tireless development team sifts through all of your uploads (literally yours) that come in to Atom and then we pit the two best videos against each other and make them fight it out for our approval and our cash (check out the showdown upload rules for all the life affirming fine print).

And now, each week, the Atom Editorial Staff will get together, flip a coin, randomly assign one of the videos to each of us, and we will call on our ill informed and hastily compiled opinions to debate the merits of each week’s Showdown Contenders. We bring you the Showdown Showdown: Week 2.

Matt (3:12:38 PM): quick aside:

Andrew (3:12:44 PM): ?

It’s an internet fairy-tale come true! Atom series 5-on has gone old school and spun off into a bonafide TeeVee show! Zombies, demons, and monsters all live mundane, typical lives mingling amongst humans in Ugly Americans (sounds like a trip to my in-laws, HI-OH!). Check out the sneak preview:

Now take a look at the original series by Devin Clark. Dont forget the little people, Devin.

There are lots of things in the world that Max Silvestri does not understand. Or maybe he just doesn’t pay attention. Each week in this column, Max tries to figure a new mystery out by reading the work of the greatest democracy on Earth, Internet commenters.

What, exactly, is a Twilight? I do not know, but according to professional money estimators it’s going to make somebody a hundred million dollars this weekend. Good for them! Whoever made this movie’s parents should be proud. “Here’s a gold star, shaped like a noose. Wear it like a neck hat!” As I am neither a teenager girl or a teenage girl’s mom (YET) I am confused as to what New Moon is all about. Confused but aroused!

E! Online and Deadline Hollywood are both reporting that Oprah (yes, the Oprah)