Remember The Babysitter? At least 2 million and change of you have watched it at least once. The creator of The Babysitter is David H. Steinberg, the guy who wrote Slackers and the American Pie sequel. He basically is a walking (sometimes sitting, whatever) encyclopedia of teenage sex comedy knowledge, including his new short film, Meanwhile At The Plaza, which you can watch by pushing the play button riiiiiiight…. here:

Because he’s basically a world class authority on the matter we asked him to run down his favorite Teen Sex Comedy Moments, because, you know, you’re curious and open minded. Unfortunately, the heavies don’t let us push the NSFW envelope very far, but we’ll do what we can.

10. Hot Dog: The Movie – the hot tub scene with Shannon Tweed

9. My Tutor – Caren Kaye in the swimming pool

8. Revenge of the Nerds – “We’ve got bush!”

7. Superbad – the bloody dance scene

6. Risky Business – when Jackie, the black transvestite shows up (not sexy but still funny)

5. Porky’s – shower scene (why don’t they do shower scenes anymore?)

4. Private School – Betsy Russell riding a horse topless

3. Road Trip – Amy Smart!

2. Animal House – the pillow fight with John Belushi on the ladder

1. Fast Times at Ridgemont High – you know it, Phoebe Cates’ red bikini scene

Now, I’m not one to ever, ever argue with authority, but that seems pretty strong. Did David miss any? Leave them in comments and we’ll tell you why you’re wrong. And check back next week for Meanwhile At The Plaza. I would probably get in trouble if I told you how much you won’t want to miss this one.

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