Every week, we give away $500 and airtime on our Comedy Central show Atom TV in the the Atom Showdown. Our tireless development team sifts through all of your uploads (literally yours) that come in to Atom and then we pit the two best videos against each other and make them fight it out for our approval and our cash (check out the showdown upload rules for all the life affirming fine print).

Matt: have you seen the comments this week?
Andrew: haha, not yet
Andrew: “The Twitter Chick Video Is By Far The Winner! Best New Video I Have Seen In a Very long Time With Beautiful Girls Mansion and Really Nice Cars. Add The Amazing Talents Of They Guys Who Produced Twitter Chick and you Have 1st Class Style!”
Andrew: thanks Casey
Matt: well Shantrax offers a solid counter point: Bris Saver is funnier! It has a storyline with a twist- plus dick jokes AND people falling down. Timeless!
Andrew: just so you know
Andrew:my argument is going to be entirely mansion and chick based as well

In defense of Twitter Chicks

Andrew: so, from the top:
Andrew: Bris Saver has wack cars
Andrew: a shitty house
Andrew: and hardly any chicks!
Matt: But Bris Saver has all those twists and turns
Matt: Will that little boy have his wiener snipped? We don’t know!
Matt: I was on the edge of my seat
Andrew: no champagne or bikinis…

In Defense of Bris Saver

Andrew: what about the butler character actor?
Matt: I see you a butler and raise you a narcoleptic mohel
Andrew:by the way, happy chanukkah

Matt:I think that Twitter chicks is really regressive
Matt: it’s negative portrayl of Twitter users is terrible!
Andrew: …
Andrew: plus, twitter chicks isn’t being defended by a total poindexter, so it has that going for it

Matt: Have you noticed that the one guy wields a golf club through half the video?
Andrew:those dudes love golf

Finally:

Andrew: ok, also, reality stars: twitter chicks
Matt:wait, what?
Andrew: The golf club guy was on Real-world
Matt: Wait, really?
Andrew: so in terms of reality stars twitter chicks wins
Andrew: white people rapping: twitter chicks