Google’s New Android Powered Phone “Nexus One” Announces Murderous Intentions

Apparently some Android named “Nexus One” wants to kill my iPhone. JK, you guys, Androids can’t kill anything, it’s not in their programming. Actually, Google is announcing their new phone, Nexus One, which is supposed to be great (and murder iPhones). Besides, announcing that you’re going to actually kill something at a giant, industry, tech conference in Las Vegas (CES)  would be pretttttty incriminating. Amirite?

Anyway. The Nexus One is going to do some cool techy stuff, or whatever, but it still doesn’t touch the Pi Phone. The Nexus One wasn’t made by God, after all.

Dan Levy Presents: PI – CELLPHONE MADE BY GOD!

Speaking of autonomous phones, hopefully people don’t love Nexus quite as much as this guy loved his iPhone.

(Video after the jump)

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