Every week, we give away $500 and airtime on our Comedy Central show Atom TV in the the Atom Showdown. Our tireless development team sifts through all of your uploads (literally yours) that come in to Atom and then we pit the two best videos against each other and make them fight it out for our approval and our cash (check out the showdown upload rules for all the life affirming fine print).

Andrew: almost ready
Andrew: ok!
Andrew: let’s kick it
Andrew: since I won the coin toss, do you want to do your opening remarks first?
Matt: I guess
Matt: …

The Case For The Duel
Matt: This video is pretty terrible
Matt: BUT, one can still enjoy it
Matt: There are two things that take it over the top for me
Matt: 1) the werewolf guy CANNOT keep a grin off his face. He knows this is silly, we know this is silly
Matt: He’s a grown man, out in the woods, lip syncing shirtless
Matt: His emberassment is pretty humorous
Matt: 2) I’m pretty sure that the werewolf kid in those movies does not have as much of his boxer shorts showing
Andrew: haha
Andrew: you should have led with item 2
Matt: i wanted to close strong
Andrew: haha
Andrew: nothing like almost seeing werewolf dick to end strong

The Case For The Sex Offender Shuffle
Andrew: ok, Sex Offender Shuffle
Matt: go for it
Andrew: first, as of this writing, it’s somehow getting creamed in the voting
Andrew: so make sure to get out there and vote, people
Matt: seriously
Andrew: and sure, I could go on about the great writing, performance, and startlingly accurate production values
Andrew: but I’m going to go only with this comment
Andrew: from user Daeng “I am From Jakarta Indonesia I very like can be joint OFFEND SEXXXX IS MY COUNTRY”
Andrew: we need more users like Daeng

The Verdict
Andrew: cool
Andrew: ok, anyway, I’m giving you this one
Andrew: because I think the fun they have in Twilight the Musical – The Duel is legit
Matt: that’s a hollow win, Ti
Matt: I don’t accept it
Andrew: haha
Matt: we both know that Sex Offender Shuffle is one of the best videos we’ve ever seen
Andrew: I accept
Matt:
Andrew: ANOTHER WEEK, ANOTHER ANNIHILATION, COURTESY OF ANDREW