It was another monumental week in the Tournament. Sleeping Baby has a Snack came out of nowhere with a viral burst of energy that managed to clean up! Congrats (and $500 bucks) goes to the little tyke. Maybe now he can afford to take a nap.

Hit the jump to see who made it into the top 10. The top 3 get cash, prizes and a chance to be on Comedy Central.

Dude! Remember when we said Black Swan parodies were as close to an Oscar as we’re gonna get? Ho-ho were we wrong!

Turns out, former Atom acquisitions alum Anne Rosellini has received an Oscar nom for her work on “Winter’s Bone.” That’s the big time!

High fives and digital daps, Anne.

You may recognize best-selling author and comedienne Julie Klausner as the star of our Cat Whisperer series, in which she bares her soul to help those of the demented feline persuasion. Want to know a little bit more about the woman behind the weird whispers? How about a glimpse into her typical day:

3:30 PM: Cry in the shower, thinking about how Entenmann’s used to sell that fat free devil’s food loaf thing and now they don’t. Cheer up when I realize I could use that in a funny bit! I’ll have to tell everyone I had that idea in the shower, when they’re too shy to ask later how it was I got my idea. I never consider whether or not they’d like to picture me naked. I’ll also tell them about dreams I had!

You can get a full rundown of her quirky comings and goings in her latest piece for SplitSider. Check it out here, and when you’re done with that, why don’t you go ahead and watch some Cat Whisperer?

Today, that gold-plated man nodded his thumb-sized head in a whole buncha directions. What does that mean for Atom? An excuse to post some Black Swan schtuff!

Poor teen Abe Lincoln. Just because you’re going to be one of the most celebrated Americans of all time, doesn’t mean you aren’t awkward in high school…

Pimps, cougars, and stalkers rounded out our top three winners this week. They’ll be taking home cash and prizes that I hope they put towards therapy, or new videos (they’re kind of the same thing, no?). If these videos are any indicator, you guys have some issues to work through, so put it up on screen!

Hit the jump to see who rounded out the top ten. They could be in the top 3 next week (or maybe it’ll be you!) or come say ‘hi’ on facebook. 

The subjects of Tournament submissions usually fall into a few broad categories; there are always a couple music videos, celebrity impressions, a fart gag or two, some current pop culture treatments. Barring major holidays (December brings Santa videos a-go-go) and major political scandals (so many Palins!), those are generally about about as cohesive as the classifications get.

You can understand our paranoia, then, when we noticed a very strong contingent of videos centered around one very particular subject: stalkers.

Now, we’re not accusing anybody of anything, but we’re going to be taking a few extra precautions around here as we walk to our cars at night.

At least we can take solace in the fact that there aren’t hordes of Internet fanboys making us their desktop wallpaper (OR ARE THERE?)

…or that we’re going to meet our latest leech on a matchmaking site (OR ARE WE?!?)

…or that there are people who know how to use internet sites such as facebook or twitter or their stalkee’s blog to track them down (oh, f*ck.)

….we’ll be Internetting with one eye open, Tournament contenders.

This week’s winning video goes to ScreenTeam’s Nipples, Feet & More! by a landslide. Well done, guys. Between buzzfeed, the superficial.com, and ohnotheydidnt.com they picked up 36k+ plays.  In other tournament news, The Tool T-Shirt came in third thanks to a little home page promotion, and Transylvania TV earned a Shout-Out on the home page via facebook.

Hit the jump to catch up on the rest of the top ten videos this week.

Chicago SketchFest wrapped up this weekend in Chicago, but not before our second selection, “Womb Treats”, rolled for the audience. Congrats to creators Monsters from the Id who scored 500 big ones AND got to see their submission on the big screen:

Want a shot at similar glory? Submit to the Tournament and, as always, you’ll have a shot at the big money and a slot on Comedy Central.

Over at our BFF site Jokes.com, they’re currently running The “Stand-Up Showdown” in which you, (yes you) get to vote for your favorite comic. What’s in it for you, you greedy bastid? A chance to win a trip for 2 to the South Beach Comedy Comedy Festival in March and the unceasing joy you’ll get of watching the top 20 comedians in a stand-up marathon this month on Comedy Central. Here are our (very biased) favorites along with their videos that just so happened to have graced our site with the funny: