It’s almost officially Summer Time, and what better way to get ready than by getting the living mess scared right out of you. That’s right, the crazy maniacs who brought you “Saw” and “Paranormal Activity” are back with a new jam, “Insidious.” Check out the trailer and then, when you’ve recovered, go out and see the movie, in theaters everywhere starting April 1st!

And if you’re still freaking the F out, here’s a light hearted parody of Paranormal Activity to help smooth you over:

What did you do this month? Did you hang out on South Beach in your pink visor and blinged-out sunglasses chain talking about pistol whipping Busta Rhymes?

No?

Dammit. I had hoped you were Ice Cold Rhoda (and/or Rachel Feinstein) and that I could brag that famous Yiddish homegirls read this blog.

Oh well, watch this clip and take notes. Maybe someday you’ll get this fresh and I can brag about you, too:

It’s week 49 of the Tournament, and according to this handy chart, that means you should be showering us with “luxuries, any kind” to celebrate. While we patiently wait for our mailboxes to fill with unbridled extravagance, we’ll preemptively forward along some of those riches (in the form of cold hard cash) to these noble winners:

Over on the facebook page, there was a lil’ commotion about ‘Big Bad’ Billy Productions getting their due. Well, it looks like they don’t need our promotion after all! Congrats to BBBP on their first place win, and all the Tournament contenders on another week well done.

Hit the jump to scope all the top-tenners and a top tenor.

It’s the third week in a row that Iphone Baby has won first place in the Tournament, which means it’s my last excuse to call you all babies.  So…

Hit the jump to see how y’all ranked, and while you’re at it, hit up the facebook, baby.

So if you’re an avid reader of our blog (of course you are), if you are in any way connected to the social networking world, (of course you are) and if you’ve tuned into Comedy Central recently (of course you have), you must have heard about the main event around here: the Trump Roast.

It’s a big deal, so believe us when we say that we are are pulling out all the stops.

The biggest gaping hole where there once was a stop?

Last night the New York wind gusted a sigh of relief, safe from yet another night of whistling through the shredded flannel bathmat hot glued to Donald Trump’s scalp. Why, you ask? Was the billionaire spending another night bathing in endangered-yak blood? Feasting on another dinner of emerald reduction drizzled on a bed of shredded Euros?

No. He was sitting in a room getting made fun of. On purpose!

Our crazy (seriously, they are f-ing nuts) older brothers over at MTVand Paramount have a brand new disc coming out that the certified maniac in your life is going to love. JOhnny Knoxville, Steve-O, and the whole Jackass gang are back in ‘Jackass 3-D,’ which is out now on DVD and Blu-ray (with Digital Copy and 3D). Check out the trailer and then run as quickly as your little legs will carry you to your favorite retailer and pick up a copy today.

For the second week in a row, iPhone Baby has won first place in the Tournament. What do you suppose that kids gonna buy with all that cash? An iPhone, baby.

Hit the jump to see who else made it in the top ten, and if you think you deserve a little promo time, or just want to share with your fellow funny-people, post your video on the Tournament facebook page.

Love is in the air this week at Atom, the flames of our passions stirred by the hacking coughs fluttering over our cubicles and the perma-chap dancing on everyone’s lips. In honor of this beautiful time of love and influenza, we’re getting our sexy on with not just one but TWO erotically-charged Atom Picks!