Not to complain or nothin’, we love our jobs here at Atom, but sometimes our big brothers over at Spike TV seem like they’re really on the next level with the amount of fun they have. For instance, someone got to preside over a meeting where the idea of “little people” wrestling underwear models in lube came up, and the main question that probably got asked was “how many underwear models?” That’s Half Pint Brawlers!

Check out the behind the scenes (ok, and some in front of the scenes) photos from the set of our newest show M’Larky!

M’Larky (Josh Warren) and Cubbs (TJ Hassan) and some kinda violent ladies.

Dan Fogler as Lieutenant Black and a bag of fake drugs as a bag of real drugs.

TJ Hassan as Cubbs

We’d be remiss if we didn’t note that this show will feature babes with guns. And Josh Warren as Jon M’Larky.

Jon M’Larky struggles against primarily mind control with eyeball restraints a distant second.

Josh Warren performing Wire Action on a Greeny Board, which are real Hollywood things.

Make sure to check out mlarky.atom.com starting Wednesday, 5/19 for new episodes of M’Larky!

Dear Hayden,

We are so proud of you.  In the short time you’ve graced this planet you have filled it with a body of work that other actors couldn’t approach in a career.  We’ve eagerly followed your acting since you were just a child (some of us more than others) and sincerely hope that continued success follows you.  Still, we can’t help but think you’re presently squandering the greatest opportunity of your life.  Allow us to explain.  

Heroes has gotten abysmal by most accounts and that’s being kind.  Most of the individuals we polled asserted the show is "making wrongful".  English obviously isn’t everyone’s first language, but the tone is clear.  It’s not really your fault, but that won’t matter if the show is canceled and you’re cast to the street like a common Lohan.  If you want to preserve rest of your career, we believe you are long overdue for your first sex tape.

 

You know what you must do now, Hayden.  We know you have it in you (or you will soon enough).  Any young lady that would willingly invoke The Shocker at a fan’s behest has untapped veins of pure depravity just waiting to be unleashed.

Just don’t forget to wear the Cheerleader outfit.  Hopefully that’s a given.

Love,

The Internet

Ian Cheesman may be part of the aforementioned internet, but he swears he had absolutely nothing to do with this swill, Hayden.  If you don’t believe him, you may pay him a visit over at internetsensation.com.  Just don’t forget to wear the Cheerleader outfit.