Halloween costume choices follow pretty standard trajectories. If one doesn’t opt for the traditional spooky fare, it’s either a play on a pop culture icon or an attempt to sex-up something mundane:

Sexy Rainbow Trout, anyone?

I sent this email to the head brewer/distiller at Ballast Point, who recently announced they were going to release their first whiskey.

Dear Boozemaster,

Let me begin by saying I am a TREMENDOUS fan of your trade. I have a deep appreciation for anyone that has made it their life’s calling to decimate sobriety. Your Calico Amber Ale is an absolute requirement at every social gathering, if only because it allows me to summarily reject anyone who finds it “too bitter”.

This is the face of cowardice

Facebook has had quite an evolution. As its name reveals, it was once a beacon for stalking tracking familiar faces. It worked best as a professional networking utility with a specific focus on detailing the lies about your success that you’d normally have to deliver in person at class reunions.

Yeah, I’m talking to you Jenny Langenfeld