There are lots of things in the world that Max Silvestri does not understand. Or maybe he just doesn’t pay attention. Each week in this column, Max uses the Internet to figure them out.

Jay Leno is back at 11:30, everybody. Very exciting! The man’s an institution. More like he belongs in an institution, am I right? Or even MORE like America should institute a policy where he is automatically deported to a place that doesn’t have cameras and also killing Jay Lenos is a cultural thing. What an odd policy for the government to enact! Politics are crazy…

There are lots of things in the world that Max Silvestri does not understand. Or maybe he just doesn’t pay attention. Each week in this column, Max tries to figure a new mystery out by reading the work of the greatest democracy on Earth, Internet commenters.

I do not understand all this talk about Team Conan and Team Jay! (Let’s be honest, mostly talk about Team Conan. The Team Jay talk is probably more shaking-fist-at-confounded-moon-picture-box-while-farting-and-waiting-for-meals-to-be-delivered than talk, but still.) I mean, I understand why people are talking about the future of a venerable broadcasting institution. That’s not my problem. My problem is why no one is talking about where Lopez Tonight fits into this.