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Loading ...In celebration of, let’s face it, an exhaustingly eventful 2010, we at Atom are giving up our usual letters to Santa in favor of helping some of our favorite people of 2010 with their holiday wish lists. For twelve days leading up to Christmas, we’ll have a brand new gift guide to help you shop for your favorite celebrity or pop culture phenomenon.
If you’ve turned on the radio in the past couple years, you’ve probably heard of Kanye West. You probably know he’s a rapper and a producer. If you’ve opened a People magazine or scoped out any one of a bajillion celebrity blogs, you probably also know that he’s quite the flashy dresser, one with with a penchant for animal skins. You probably don’t know, however, that he’s also a genius robot of Biblical proportions. It’s true, and lucky for us, we have the foremost Kanye expert, Kanye, to elucidate in this excerpt from his interview with Tim Westwood:
“I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go…I’m a robot… I’m going down as a legend, whether or not you like me or not. I am the new Jim Morrison. I am the new Kurt Cobain…They feel like, yo, you know ‘he’s got a God complex, because he said if they wrote the Bible again that he would be in it’. Duh, yeah, I would be in it.”
Whadda guy, right? Since the technology does not yet exist for us to gift Kanye with another Kanye to kiss and caress under the twinkling splendor of thousands of LED fireflies hovering majestically over an arena of similarly Kanye-besotted, hair-stroking, eye-gazing Kanyes, let us instead present the following ostentatious suggestions, suitable for use by only the finest of fartknockers:
