There are lots of things in the world that Max Silvestri does not understand. Or maybe he just doesn’t pay attention. Each week in this column, Max tries to figure a new mystery out by reading the work of the greatest democracy on Earth, Internet commenters.

What, exactly, is a Twilight? I do not know, but according to professional money estimators it’s going to make somebody a hundred million dollars this weekend. Good for them! Whoever made this movie’s parents should be proud. “Here’s a gold star, shaped like a noose. Wear it like a neck hat!” As I am neither a teenager girl or a teenage girl’s mom (YET) I am confused as to what New Moon is all about. Confused but aroused!









