All right, guys. Here at Atom, we tried to resist (admittedly, some of us not very hard) the vampire craze sweeping the nation. But, you know what, you people want what you people think you want, and what that is is either stuff with teen vampires or stuff making fun of teen vampires (those are logically exclusive, right?).

Anyway, coming next Monday, 10/26, just in time for Halloween, we have a great piece spoofing the vampire craze, Intercourse With A Vampire. It was created by Showdown winner Jake Fleisher, it features everything you love about the new breed of vampire movies: sexy ladies (and guys), moussed up hair, and, of course, lots of blue filtered camera work.

Make sure to check back next week to vampire.atom.com to get the latest on Intercourse With A Vampire.