We’ve got MMFWCL for Team Tiger Awesome because they’ve released yet ANOTHER segment of “Juggalo News,” the number one source for all your down ass ninja info. In this hard-hitting edition, they take a motherf*cking hatchet to the motherf*cking kneecaps of global motherf*cking warming.

Professor Richard Ghostanus reports:

In the last 2 decades, global temperatures have risen from “a’ight” to “fucked up the ass.” It’s currently projected that by 2045, we’ll be “fucked up the ass by a chainsaw.” Now, If we take measures to curb these trends, we can prevent a disaster, like being “fucked up the ass, mouth and ears with 3 chainsaws…and a dick.”

As we count down the minutes to 2011 in the almost eerily quiet Atom offices, we thought we’d take a quick moment to present an extremely incomplete list of some of the great things we did in 2010. From the finale of our biggest series, Legend Of Neil, to narrowly avoiding a Tommy Wiseau-inspired riot at Comic-Con, to the launch of the Tournament, things got a little nuts this year, and here are just a few of our favorite things that happened.

Imagine standing on the side of some brutal December-time street, your round little kid cheeks chapped from the stinging wind, balling your little kid fingers in little fists of delight inside your little furry mittens, in awe at the sheer joy of seeing Santa at the annual Christmas parade. Maybe he got my letter! Maybe he’ll let me pet the reindeer! Here he comes! Oooh!

Oh, but–Mama, why’s he yelling? Why’s he saying that bad, bad word? Why’s he hitting that big kid?? The policeman, Mama, he’s…taking Santa away! Is…is Santa going to…jail?

And BOOM, just like that, your wish list goes up in flames, your childhood wonder evaporates, the innocence in your eyes extinguishes forever, and Santa joins the ranks of mere mortals, just another “bad man” that you see on TV.

We make no secret of our love for the guys in Team Tiger Awesome. We also, judging by our heaped recycling bins and perma-sugar highs, make no secret of our love of syrupy, carbonated beverages. Additionally, as those of you active in the Tournament know, we love video contests with killer rewards.

What do you get when you combine these three loves of ours? A hyper-trifecta of Atom love for Team Tiger Awesome’s excellent submission to Pepsi Max’s CRASH THE SUPERBOWL contest, of course.

Show your Atom community co-members some some voting love, and not only could this spot air on TV during the Super Bowl (I mean, it’s not quite Atom TV, but ya gotta start somewhere) but these guys could also score some major cash-ola. They win stuff; we see them on TV. It’s a win-win!

Want to refresh your memory as to why Team Tiger Awesome deserves your support? Check out one of my personal favorite TTA videos:

Hilarious, right? Want to see them on TV? Vote early and vote often.

Congratulations to our good buddies Team Tiger Awesome who were featured on Attack Of The Show’s Kings Of Dot Comedy. Check out their featured videos right here.

From their alternate endings to LOST, here’s L*O*S*T.

You can see all of the Team Tiger Awesome LOST endings here, and after the jump, more classics from TTA.

One third of Team Tiger Awesome, Clint Gage was on ABC’s Wipeout last night. You know, the show where you run impossible obstacle courses while lowly Production Assistants through hot dogs at you and stuff? Yep, that one. Clint made a valiant effort to embarrass his girlfriend on national TV. Now, that may make sense to someone like you, but those Gawker kids, don’t seem to agree with the logic. hit the jump for a few more triumphant photos of our buddy making like he’s on grownup Double Dare.

As you ease into your long, four day weekend of boozing, cooking food with fire, and militaristic pyro-celebrating take a look at some of our favorite Independence Day inspired shorts. Watching web videos helps your avoid sunburn…

After hearing about the upcoming remake of yet another 80s classic, Footloose, video pals Dave Seger (from the upcoming Atom Series Top Rope) and Tim Marklevitz decided that the only thing to do was going to be to beat the major studios to the punch. So they got together with 54 of their favorite comedy video producers and did a scene-for-scene remake of Footloose.

Check out the trailer, which promises a pleasantly loose, diverse, and entertainingly mashed up evening. Though what do I know, I couldn’t tell you the plot of Footloose if you asked me, so maybe the original basically looks like this.

The Footloose Remake is going to have its world premiere this Thursday, July 1st in Los Angeles, at the Downtown Independent Theater, with screenings at 8pm and 10:15pm.

Some Atom creators and internet video favorites who made scenes include: Matt Sloan and Aaron Yonda (Chad Vader), Team Tiger Awesome (Last 10 Seconds Of LOST, Drunk Rocketeer), Mike Manasewitsch & Willy Roberts (The Curious Happenings About George Warrior), Aaron Moles (Return to Supermans), Christopher Ford (Stickman Exodus), Chris Cantwell (I’m From The Future) and Scott Gairdner (Juggalo News, Sex Offender Shuffle). It’s hard to say for certain, but there’s a good chance this will one day come through your town, so keep your ears open!

Relax everyone, new episodes of Atom TV are dropping May 19^th on Comedy Central (since I know you’ve all been in withdrawal since our newest episode aired).

For season 3 we decided to revise our angle of attack. Now each episode is hosted by one of your favorite Atom creators. Paul F. Tompkins, Team Tiger Awesome, Jacob Fleisher, Zach Selwyn, Jay Larson, and Riegel and Blatt all stopped by to put their special touch on the show. Each host will appear on an episode that features a few of their videos, and will be our VJ for the rest for the show that night.  Stay tuned for the premiere, Wednesday nights at 2:30am / 1:30c on Comedy Central starting May 19th.

In honor of our new season of Atom TV we’re launching a brand new full episode player. Now, even if you accidentally missed the show when it aired and even if your DVR accidentally erased all your favorite old episodes, you can still catch all of Atom TV right here! In the meantime, you can check out clips vying to make it on to Atom TV in the tournament.

Remember, the Tournament is the best way to get your videos onto Comedy Central.

LOST is almost over, can you guys believe it? I know! There has been so much dying on LOST lately, it’s like the writers are all, “eff questions, you can’t ask questions if you’re dead”. That’s solid writing.

In honor of LOST’s conclusion we asked Team Tiger Awesome to make a bunch of alternate endings based off of previous classic TV finales. Be the first to name all the TV shows or movies these 11 clips are referencing in the comments of this post, and we’ll hook you up with an Atom Swag pack – complete with a T-shirt, hat, and EVEN a bottle opener (mind blown? deal with it!).

The dudes at Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide, and Huffington Post all thought it was pretty snazzy, and we think they’re snazzy for thinking so. Hit the jump for my favorite version of the ending, or hit the fancy page we made showcasing them all.