Happy Oscar Weekend Eve, all you Oscos (normal name for people who watch the Academy Awards)! We’re getting all hyped up for Oscar Fever™, and for everyone who really wants to get all their Oscar jokes through the revolutionary lens of Twitter, but don’t have the time to filter the Crap from the Extra Funny, our good buddies at Witstream have a tool for you. Keep an eye on the Witstream Oscars feed right here for certifiably* the funniest things people are saying about the ceremony.

* no real certificate available.

Guys, let me be real here. I love Twitter. How else can I make fun of little kids or get into one-sided flame wars with my mom? But fine, I get it, mostly Twitter is just a downward spiral of just how illiterate you can be and still kind of communicate, but still, when it Twitter hits, it kind of rules.

The genre has kind of come into its own with some amazing fake accounts (full disclosure, I am not immune to the allure of the fake Twitter), and because I’m in a sharing mood (and because the guys who make MegaBot reminded me of it by tweeting as a giant robot) here’re some of my fake Twitter favorites.

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The Notorious B.I.G.
This account is approached as if Biggie were still alive today, though still caught up in his early 90s ways, juxtaposed against his interactions with the current incarnations of his old Bad Boy Crew (Diddy, Lil’ Kim, I’m looking at your asses).

Recently:
   4:05 PM Sep 28th – avoiding ma$e’s calls
   10:26 AM Sep 15th – fuck my wealth manager. how you gonna tell me gateway stock aint makin shit?
   11:36 PM Sep 13th – yo, this lil mama like the scrappy doo of the VMAs.