I sent this email to the head brewer/distiller at Ballast Point, who recently announced they were going to release their first whiskey.
Dear Boozemaster,
Let me begin by saying I am a TREMENDOUS fan of your trade. I have a deep appreciation for anyone that has made it their life’s calling to decimate sobriety. Your Calico Amber Ale is an absolute requirement at every social gathering, if only because it allows me to summarily reject anyone who finds it “too bitter”.

This is the face of cowardice










