Be careful of what you wish for when stroking the magical banana.

A cop tries in vain to catch a streaker, even though the offender has the best animated junk of all time.

The enemy can take your life, but they can never take your dignity. Oh wait, they just did.

Gonorrhealize your dreams!

Method acting for the penis.

Leave it to the Elephant Man to ruin a perfectly good spaghetti dinner.

Bear hunting is dangerous.

Can an invisible space monkey take a bite out of a rotating carrot?

Can one squirrel outsmart four gorillas?

To boldly go where no penguin has gone before.