This entire episode is visible from outer space. ( more )
When you're building a border security fence, the question is not whether it should have a food court, but whether the food court should have its own sniper tower and alligator pit. ( less )
Stay tuned for a glimpse of the moustache Tom Lenk wears on his groin. ( more )
Special features! Enough of us talking about how awesomely hilarious Border Patrol is, let's listen to the guys who made the thing. Stay tuned for a glimpse of the moustache Tom Lenk wears on his groin. ( less )
There's no problem that 2,200 cubic feet of helium can't fix. ( more )
The border deputies conceive of a new security measure inspired by pirates and maybe a little bit of sunstroke. ( less )
Poisonize it! ( more )
At the end of the day, who among us can honestly say that they haven't gotten totally naked and chased after fake rabbits? ( less )
If you don't watch, the terrorists have already won. ( more )
Real Mexicans everywhere find it hard to resist the culturally sensitive trap that is so cleverly devised by our heroes. These are nacho average illegal immigrant containment tactics. Nacho! ( less )
Illegal immigration is hilarious. ( more )
We've got four new, original series set to launch this week. Border Patrol – a show about three friends who fight illegal immigration on their own terms – is one of them. Check out the trailer. It would be unpatriotic not to. ( less )
No queremos nachos. ( more )
Three mysterious yet oddly familiar strangers arrive and they're not here for the nachos. Wandell reveals his exceptional badminton skills, and Rick's alternative motives for coming to the border. ( less )
Metaphorically speaking, America is like a donkey sex show. ( more )
They may not know where their passports or clothes are, but at least the boys can take pride in the fact that they've satisfied America for 52 straight weekends. ( less )

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