Recording the perfect answering machine message should be easy, right?

Can you impress your girlfriend with bumper car prowess? One dude tries his best to find out.

Scott wants to become a lesbian couple's "sperm mercenary."

Alex and Michelle meet and fall in love, but things end badly. Very badly.

A man is unpleasantly surprised at who turns up on his speed date.

This is the trouble with internet dating.

Gonorrhealize your dreams!

Kids say the darndest things (about infidelity).

Some relationships end with a whimper, some with a bang. See who gets the final word in this busted marriage.

If you don't talk to your kids about cooties, who will?