Crime Pays

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Prostinauts

Prostinauts

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All those astronaut jokes make a whole lot of sense now. ( more )

Space is definitely not the final frontier when you're down on your luck and you need to make some money quickly. The final frontier is way dirtier and more illegal. ( less )

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The Go Squad

The Go Squad

PLAYS: 29,645 ADDED: Dec 8, 2008 DURATION: 4:00

The enemy can take your life, but they can never take your dignity. Oh wait, they just did. ( more )

The enemy can take your life, your soul and your dignity, but they can never take your... oh, wait no, yeah... they took pretty much everything. Go Squad!

Diretor: Steven Rosenthal
Writer and Producer: Bryan Tucker
Cast: Dean Edwards, Christian Finnegan, Curtis Gwinn, Bridget Trauma ( less )

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Mobijokes: Upstairs

Mobijokes: Upstairs

PLAYS: 944 ADDED: Jun 25, 2007 DURATION: 1:51

Why is this bartender selling beers for a penny? ( more )

The bartender is selling premium lagers for only one cent. What's the catch? ( less )

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Shake in Your Face

Shake in Your Face

PLAYS: 19,458 ADDED: Jan 2, 2007 DURATION: 1:18

On the mean streets, hardcore gangbangers solve problems the old-fashioned way — with milkshakes to the face! ( more )

This rap video proves that it doesn't matter what you're packin', so long as you're packin' heat (or cold milkshakes). ( less )

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