Every 30 seconds, a man is hit by a drunk driver… This is that man.

On the mean streets, hardcore gangbangers solve problems the old-fashioned way — with milkshakes to the face!

He's the perfect roommate: he's neat, he's quiet, he can kill somebody with his bare hands.

Even mobsters are sometimes late. They just deal with it a little more … violently.

A hitchhiker threatens to take the one thing her ride loves the most, but there's a curve ahead she didn't expect—

All hell breaks loose when the wrong people find out that a blonde moll loves the local butcher — not her gangster boyfriend.

A long-haired leech tries to take advantage of poor 'ol grandma.

The tables are turned on a burglar when his intended victim robs him. But what pretty tables they are…

Lovers Debbie and Dewayne are out to con the world. Who needs good and bad when you live life like Bonnie and Clyde?