Dutch West Short Shorts

Short like Daisy Dukes, awkward like knee-length acid wash cut-offs you made yourself in the '90s. It's Short Shorts! Brief bursts of bizarre hilarity brought to you by the good people of Dutch West.
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Short Shorts: Old Prospector Finds iPhone

Short Shorts: Old Prospector Finds iPhone

PLAYS: 55,293 ADDED: Apr 20, 2009 DURATION: 1:13

Being smooth on the cell while drifting all alone in the ocean on a liferaft. That’s playing it cool. ( more )

Being smooth on the cell while drifting all alone in the ocean on a liferaft. That’s playing it cool. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Knight\'s Piss

Dutch West Short Shorts: Knight's Piss

PLAYS: 22,988 ADDED: May 18, 2009 DURATION: 1:12

When magic was the performance enhancer. ( more )

For knights back in the day, magic was basically ‘roids. Bet Lancelot was on the juice. Ivanhoe? Debatable. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Father Embarrasses Son

Dutch West Short Shorts: Father Embarrasses Son

PLAYS: 21,961 ADDED: Apr 27, 2009 DURATION: 1:32

Pops found a rubber under his son’s bed. Tense conversation ensues. ( more )

Okay. So you are a dad (or stepdad) who found a, um… condom under your teenage son’s bed. How do you bring up such a topic? Ah, skip it. Will never work, ‘cause you are a dad. A clueless, lame dad. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Mayor Wings It

Dutch West Short Shorts: Mayor Wings It

PLAYS: 12,863 ADDED: May 13, 2009 DURATION: 1:26

This politician is attending the strange naming convention. ( more )

What’s in a “name” anyhoo? The simple fact that the mayor is attempting to recognize the fallen should be enough for you ungrateful, spoiled citizens of wherever you're from. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Zombie Dinner

Dutch West Short Shorts: Zombie Dinner

PLAYS: 21,729 ADDED: May 6, 2009 DURATION: 1:42

Will make you reconsider these two words: Bloody Mary. ( more )

Roaming undead, a Southern-fried Momento movie review, and a literal "Bloody Mary." ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Mary and God Have Sex

Dutch West Short Shorts: Mary and God Have Sex

PLAYS: 39,633 ADDED: May 4, 2009 DURATION: 0:55

When The Lord is in the sack with your woman, you’ve lost your religion. ( more )

What happens when your woman is two-timing on you with Mr. Almighty himself? You become self-conscious of your mortal member, that’s what. ( less )

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Short Shorts: Guy Makes Out Wearing Baby

Short Shorts: Guy Makes Out Wearing Baby

PLAYS: 34,129 ADDED: Dec 11, 2008 DURATION: 2:27

The good people of Dutch West shall now administer a noxious gas which will render us comedically high for the next few moments. ( more )

The good people of Dutch West shall now administer a noxious gas which will render us comedically high for the next few moments. Enjoy! ( less )

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Short Shorts: Apache Attacks Mom in Kitchen

Short Shorts: Apache Attacks Mom in Kitchen

PLAYS: 47,987 ADDED: Dec 17, 2008 DURATION: 1:19

One way of revamping a classic war movie death scene: let them eat cake. ( more )

One way of revamping a classic war movie death scene: let them eat cake. ( less )

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Short Shorts: KKK Meeting Goes Wrong

Short Shorts: KKK Meeting Goes Wrong

PLAYS: 34,141 ADDED: Apr 22, 2009 DURATION: 1:35

From touching KKK moments to the Cajun Critic, take in these quick doses of inappropriate humor. ( more )

From touching KKK moments to the Cajun Critic, take in these quick doses of inappropriate humor. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: FBI Birthday Party

Dutch West Short Shorts: FBI Birthday Party

PLAYS: 26,211 ADDED: Apr 29, 2009 DURATION: 1:42

Fed vs. kid staredown. Who’s the victor? Have no clue. ( more )

The Feds are onto you, kid. You eleven year-old twirp. Who cares if it’s your birthday party? The Man in Black is gonna stare you down to Chinatown. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Slasher Murders

Dutch West Short Shorts: Slasher Murders

PLAYS: 20,427 ADDED: May 11, 2009 DURATION: 0:59

Holy terror! From a hatchet-wielding psycho to a terrorist cell. ( more )

Holy terror! Holy infidelity! A hatchet-wielding psycho, a confession of infidelity, and terrorists plotting against the infidels. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Bikers Socks

Dutch West Short Shorts: Bikers Socks

PLAYS: 48,065 ADDED: May 20, 2009 DURATION: 0:45

Like Easy Rider for podiatrists. ( more )

Next time you see a rough ‘n’ tumble biker, just remember: his poor biker feet hurt, too. ( less )

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Dutch West Short Shorts: Guy Throws Up

Dutch West Short Shorts: Guy Throws Up

PLAYS: 47,870 ADDED: May 25, 2009 DURATION: 0:52

A case of literally spilling the beans. ( more )

This is a case of literally spilling the beans while explaining your problem. ( less )

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