Being smooth on the cell while drifting all alone in the ocean on a liferaft. That’s playing it cool. ( more )
Being smooth on the cell while drifting all alone in the ocean on a liferaft. That’s playing it cool. ( less )
When magic was the performance enhancer. ( more )
For knights back in the day, magic was basically ‘roids. Bet Lancelot was on the juice. Ivanhoe? Debatable. ( less )
Pops found a rubber under his son’s bed. Tense conversation ensues. ( more )
Okay. So you are a dad (or stepdad) who found a, um… condom under your teenage son’s bed. How do you bring up such a topic? Ah, skip it. Will never work, ‘cause you are a dad. A clueless, lame dad. ( less )
This politician is attending the strange naming convention. ( more )
What’s in a “name” anyhoo? The simple fact that the mayor is attempting to recognize the fallen should be enough for you ungrateful, spoiled citizens of wherever you're from. ( less )
Will make you reconsider these two words: Bloody Mary. ( more )
Roaming undead, a Southern-fried Momento movie review, and a literal "Bloody Mary." ( less )
When The Lord is in the sack with your woman, you’ve lost your religion. ( more )
What happens when your woman is two-timing on you with Mr. Almighty himself? You become self-conscious of your mortal member, that’s what. ( less )
The good people of Dutch West shall now administer a noxious gas which will render us comedically high for the next few moments. ( more )
The good people of Dutch West shall now administer a noxious gas which will render us comedically high for the next few moments. Enjoy! ( less )
One way of revamping a classic war movie death scene: let them eat cake. ( more )
One way of revamping a classic war movie death scene: let them eat cake. ( less )
From touching KKK moments to the Cajun Critic, take in these quick doses of inappropriate humor. ( more )
From touching KKK moments to the Cajun Critic, take in these quick doses of inappropriate humor. ( less )
Fed vs. kid staredown. Who’s the victor? Have no clue. ( more )
The Feds are onto you, kid. You eleven year-old twirp. Who cares if it’s your birthday party? The Man in Black is gonna stare you down to Chinatown. ( less )
Holy terror! From a hatchet-wielding psycho to a terrorist cell. ( more )
Holy terror! Holy infidelity! A hatchet-wielding psycho, a confession of infidelity, and terrorists plotting against the infidels. ( less )
Like Easy Rider for podiatrists. ( more )
Next time you see a rough ‘n’ tumble biker, just remember: his poor biker feet hurt, too. ( less )
A case of literally spilling the beans. ( more )
This is a case of literally spilling the beans while explaining your problem. ( less )

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