Olympic Minutes

Holy crap, are the Olympics here again? If you need a little help getting into the spirit of the games, then lookno further. Olympic Minutes uncovers little–known tales of Olympic lore. And if there's horse sex, they'll report on that too.

Also: Dyslexic luging!
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Olympic Minute: Tuba A Tuba

Olympic Minute: Tuba A Tuba

PLAYS: 26,081 ADDED: Aug 8, 2008 DURATION: 1:45

Larceny, armed robbery, and lewd behavior. ( more )

Larceny, armed robbery, and lewd behavior have been a part of the Olympic marathon since 1896.

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Olympic Minute: Paul Digger Johnson

Olympic Minute: Paul Digger Johnson

PLAYS: 7,312 ADDED: Aug 19, 2008 DURATION: 1:26

Sharks don't care about gold medals. ( more )

Sharks don't care about gold medals. If you expected us to make a joke about "digging Johnson," you were dead wrong, okay? So, yeah. We showed you. This concludes the six-part series chronicling some of the more ludicrous moments from Olympic history. ( less )

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Olympic Minute: Luigi Inferme

Olympic Minute: Luigi Inferme

PLAYS: 3,087 ADDED: Aug 15, 2008 DURATION: 1:23

Twice the Narg, half the calories! ( more )

Luigi Inferme had a plan. Nobody said it was a good one.

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Olympic Minute: Berri Umbebee

Olympic Minute: Berri Umbebee

PLAYS: 23,614 ADDED: Aug 1, 2008 DURATION: 1:10

Berri Umbebee can't keep his shit together. ( more )

This is a story you won't read about in newspapers or history books. Why? Because Berri Umbebee just can't seem to keep his crap in order.

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Olympic Minute: Sir Charles Muckworth

Olympic Minute: Sir Charles Muckworth

PLAYS: 10,218 ADDED: Aug 5, 2008 DURATION: 1:17

Horse: man's best... oops we just threw up. ( more )

When you're an elite athlete competing with a partner on the world stage, sexual tension is inevitable... even when that partner is a horse.

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Olympic Minute: Ludmilla Mihailescu

Olympic Minute: Ludmilla Mihailescu

PLAYS: 3,027 ADDED: Aug 13, 2008 DURATION: 1:29

A well-endowed loser is still a loser. ( more )

If you'd like to compete in an Olympic weightlifting event, your choices are the Clean and Jerk and the Snatch. Ludmilla Mihailesco did not choose the Snatch. You'll understand the full scope of our joke in about 43 seconds.

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