Zombie Oprah, berserk bacteria, inappropriate encounters, cocky bunnies and more!

Street ball trash talk sounds so much better in dark and cryptic prose.

Magic monkeys, Bush exit interviews, and German sex experiments.

Fairy panties, lobster love and an old fashioned Mexican donkey show.

Sperm warriors, laser shooting swords, and renegade public officials made of chocolate.

Steven and Stephen's mom has got it goin' on.

Man... have video game graphics gotten crazy realistic, or what?

The Legend of Neil finale makes its television debut!

Internet pornography, douchebag ants, and so much more!

A cat and mouse story about a sadistic museum curator and the care free children that would destroy all that matters to him.