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Ian Cheesman

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6/29/09The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth: Vol. 6
6/22/09The Weirdest Japanese Video Games (Vol. 2)
6/15/09The Weirdest Japanese Video Games (Vol. 1)
6/08/09Peek-A-Bullet!
6/01/09The Ten Most Delicious Miracles
5/25/093 Studies That Prove Knowledge Isn't Power
5/18/09You Call That Torture? (Part 2)
5/11/09You Call That Torture? (Part 1)
5/4/09The World's Greatest Beer Names (Part 2)
4/27/09The World's Greatest Beer Names (Part 1)
4/20/09Bacon's Greatest Hits
4/13/09Taxes Are Taxing
4/06/09Patently Ridiculous: Inventions for the Insane, Pt. I
3/30/09Nature > Octomom
3/23/09This Week in Senseless Violence
3/16/09Foods People Die For, Part 2
3/03/09Foods People Die For, Part 1
2/17/09Get Kicked in Your Art Balls
2/23/09APEocalypse!
2/17/09Get Kicked in Your Art Balls
2/02/09Violence — Is There Anything It Can't Solve?
1/27/09Facebook Finds God!
1/27/095 Silliest Pre-Inauguration Obama Stories
1/12/09Screw Yoda — The Do-It-Yourself Jedi Kit
12/15/08Toys for Nurturing Psychopaths — Holiday Special
12/08/08Nature's Most Horrifying Plants
12/02/08An Open Letter to Hayden Panettiere from the Internet
11/24/08Thanksgiving: A Survival Guide
11/17/08Mechandicapped
11/11/08Malpractice Makes Perfect
11/05/08Was the Right... Right?
10/27/08This Week in Awesome: Bird-Eating Spiders
10/20/08MacBook Exposed!
10/09/08How Obama Could Win The Election

Kurt Metzger

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6/29/09Second Opinion, Episode Five
6/29/09Second Opinion, Episode Four
3/25/09Dating Advice with Kurt Metzger, #3
2/26/09Dating Advice with Kurt Metzger, #2
2/17/09Dating Advice with Kurt Metzger, #1

Robert Brockway

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6/11/09The Most Disturbing Animals On Earth: Vol. 5
6/04/09Five Terrifying Robot Animals
5/28/09The 5 Most Bizarre Ninja Turtle Rip-offs of the '90s
5/21/09The Six Creepiest Abandoned Places
5/14/09The Terrifying Implications of The First Human Clone
4/30/09The 5 Most Self-Defeating Fetishes
4/23/09Death's a Bitch: The 5 Worst Deaths of the Millenium (So Far.)
4/16/09Building a Superman: 5 Super Powers You Can Have Today
4/8/095 Ideas That Are Substantially Less Awesome Than Their Inventors Thought
4/1/09The 5 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth, Pt. IV
3/25/09The Evolution of the Modern Vampire
3/17/09Profile of a Real Life Supervillain: The Nuclear Pedophile
3/10/09The Unsettling History of Remote Control Animals
3/03/09Condido Godoi and The Nazi Clone Experiments
2/24/09Anti-Scientology... Infomercials?
2/17/09An Ode to Voytek: The Most Badass Soldier in WWII
2/10/095 Most Disturbing Animals on Earth, Pt. 3
1/27/09Tetris Cures Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
1/20/09Tips to Help Obama Avoid Becoming The Next Waterworld
1/13/09The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth, pt. 2
1/20/09Jesus is a Shark!
12/10/08The Ballad of Scatman John: The Single Most Insane Backstory on the Internet
12/02/08The Most Disturbing Animals on Earth
11/24/08Thanksgivings from Around the World!
11/18/08Celebrity Scandals that Are Actually Interesting
11/11/08The Evolution of Modern Man... as Dictated by the Internet
11/05/08McCain: Misunderstood Maverick... or Secret Decepticon?
10/28/08Criminal Masterminds of the Internet
10/21/08Ice-T's Disembodied Scowl: A Touching Retrospective
10/08/08The Greatest (Console) Generation: Geriatrics and Gaming

Krayon Brooks

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3/26/09The Smell of Dreams, and Hot Wings
3/10/09Osteoporosis Barbie
2/19/09Krayon Tackles Teacher-Prostitutes
2/11/09Krayon vs. Miley Cyrus
2/03/09Krayon Has a Thing for Older Women
1/23/09Get Younger Looking Armpits
1/09/09Bees on Cocaine
12/22/08Pastor Rick Warren is A Fish
12/09/08Does Beyonce Suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder?
11/25/08Krayon's Quesadilla of Love — Get Into It!
11/18/08More Prop 8 Hate — Get Into It!
11/07/08Prop 8 Encounters Krayon's Wrath
10/31/08Why Italy Gotta Be Hatin' on Africa?
10/27/08Google Androids Terrify a Nation
10/15/08Heather Locklear Gets Wasted!

Mike DeStefano

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3/06/09Kicked in Your White, Suburban Vajajay
2/27/09Will the Octomom Become an Adult Film Star?
2/20/09Mike D. Celebrates Our First Half-White President
2/12/09Maybe YOU Need Performance Enhancing Drugs
2/06/09Mike D. Doesn't Need Sex to Sell His Blog, Maybe

Joe DeRosa

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1/08/09Will This Be the Year I Stop Humping My Comforter?
12/18/08The Holiday Season
12/11/0810 Things That Always Make Me Laugh
12/05/08I Started Smoking Weed Again
11/12/08Musical Opinions
11/06/08Joe's Inspiring Election Day
10/30/08Neuroticism vs. McNuggets
10/23/08Self Helplessness
10/15/08What You Won't Find Here

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4/15/09Stickman Exodus Nominated for a Webby!
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3/18/09Legend of Neil up for a Streamy!
3/06/09Atom live at Crash Mansion!
2/27/09Celebrating a Decade of Video-Enabled Work Procrastination
2/10/095 Tips for Avoiding a Valentine Fail
1/30/09Internet Round Up: Super Bowl Edition!!!
1/23/09Internet Round Up: Obama Style
1/22/09Nominate Your Favorite Atom Series for a Streamy!
1/16/09The Definitive Bush-bashing Retrospective
1/09/09Internet Round Up Thingie
12/19/08Internet Round Up Heyyyyy
12/12/08Internet Round Up Bo-Bound Up
12/04/08Internet Round Up Deedle Dee
11/12/08I Love Serial Killers — the Interview
11/10/08Dance Flick Movie Poster (first look)
10/27/08Meet Our T-Mobile Contest Winner
9/17/08Straight Talk with a McCaingel

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