New Messages

This is why you should always check your voicemail.

Poker Night

"A night of strip poker doesn't go exactly as planned."

Nintendo Never Taught Me Any Skills!

Nintendo Never Taught Me Any Skills!

Nintendo Never Taught Me Any Skills!

"A special message to the Nintendo Corporation."

Get More Girlfriends PSA

"A special message for all of the women that are tired of getting hit on too much."

Orbitol: The Herpes Drug

With Orbitol, you'll never have to worry about herpes again.

Learn How To Sell Drugs For Money!

Parody of the Matthew Lesko commercials in which Bill Maskow teaches you ways to get drugs from the government to sell for money.

The Roommate

Two roommates try to get along, but it may or may not work out.

Make a Wish

"Billy Myers is an all-star baseball player. Braden Anderson is a sick child. Together they make each other's dreams come true. "