All Access: Middle Ages: The Fabulous Life of Serfs

Surfs are not to be confused with Smurfs, a colony of blue men that rape one woman.

All Access: Middle Ages: Red Hot Red Poker

You want to invent a toaster, just use the battering ram.

All Access: Middle Ages: The Pillage People

They would come in, ransack the whole place… lovely, lovely people.

All Access: Middle Ages: The Holiest Holy War Ever

Everyone knows that getting involved in a war in the Middle East is a win-win.

All Access: Middle Ages: Best Epidemic Ever

People were oozing and dying and bleeding — it was like a big party!

All Access: Middle Ages: Most Indulgent Church Ever

The overhead on a massive religious persecution is higher than you might think.

I Love the 30's: War Of Worlds

There were people crying, and people killing themselves. It was hilarious!

I Love the 30's: The End of Prohibition

Everyone wanted liquor gone, except for throngs of people.

I Love the 30's: The 1936 Olympics

Four gold medals. How do you like them apples, Mr. Genocide?