10 Items or Less: Sugar Dickin'

Checkout champ Dale Linden waxes poetic on how to bag a date.

10 Items or Less: Practice Makes Perfect

Linden shows off his smoothe moves for an audience of one — a mirror.

10 Items or Less: In Training

Dale Linden proves to be more-Jewish-than-thou.

10 Items or Less: Gromane to the Membrane

The nutball of aisle 3 tries to halt the hairline recession with a little dose of Gromane.

10 Items or Less: Paper or Plastic?

Stoners try to smuggle Twinkies past the checkout counter.