Window Seat: The Conspiracist

Enjoy your flight — unless you work for the government, in which case, he'll have to kill you.

Window Seat: The Transporter

He transports human organs, and he's dying to peek inside there.

Window Seat: The Cat Lady

Her boyfriend always had something more important to do, like read, or wash his hair, or cut himself.

Window Seat: The Child Star

His People's Choice award is his carry-on item.

Window Seat: The Psychic

When someone touches her, it allows people they know who've died to speak through her.